I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

(via capt-nhayden)

"if you’re a homophobe just remember homophobe spelled backwards is ebohpomoh and that makes no sense just like your views"
- (via officialbeyonceknowles)

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via helpfvl)


"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via sleazepls)

"There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth."
- Unknown (via aliciaaadani)

(Source: e-cstasiy, via youngarrogance)

"Six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting her that you miss her and she won’t respond."
- (via jessicasedgeman)

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"The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite."

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

(Source: f-yeah-americanhorrorstory, via lustliquordrugsinsanity)